Night Owl

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/07/09/night.owl.morning/index.html

Finally, scientific validation to what I've been telling everyone this whole time. I think I am being discriminated against by having to get up early to do things when it's obvious that I am at a disadvantage.

It's illegal to discriminate based on someone's handicap, it should be illegal to discriminate based on someone's sleep patterns.

Limerick 22

Larry was a famous sea bass
Whose antics were always quite crass.
He would talk about crud,
Play in the mud,
And in the hot tub, he would pass gas.

cowriting credit: Nikki

Limerick 21

There once was a Catholic nun
She liked to get loose and have fun.
As night got later
Out came the vibrator
And then she would get herself some.

cowriting credit: Nikki

Bed Time

A truck goes driving past my room

It's engine yelling boom boom boom.

In my head I start to ponder

Why that truck had need to wander

So close to my abode,

And wasn't there some other road

That he should be on late tonight

When I am trying hard to fight

This sleep deprived state that I find

Settled upon my anxious mind.

All of this new contemplation,

introspective speculation,

and awareness have uncovered

A chilling thought that has hovered

Quietly in the tick tick tock

Of the alarm set for five o' clock.

Beginning Summer 2009

I lost my iPhone... I tried to buy one of the new 32 GB phones. All AT&T stores in the world are sold out. The Apple stores aren't sold out, but since they're not AT&T stores, they're a pain to deal with. I drove 50 min to the Apple store in Ann Arbor last night to try and get one, and they said that since my dad wasn't there (he's the one with the name on our family plan) I couldn't upgrade. Bitches.

Don't try to call or text me, I won't answer. I ordered a 32 GB online, but it probably won't be here until middle of next week.

On the 1st of July it's supposed to be a low of 40 degrees. Last week it was in the 90s all week.

I'm going to Muskogee, OK for 3 days in the middle of July.

I've been to 3 weddings so far this month, but they're all over for the summer! Yay! I like going to weddings, but my bank account hurts, and I'm tired of dressing up.

This is my 200th post.

June / Weddings

Last Thursday I wrote a poem about not being able to go to sleep when I was trying to go to sleep. I guess that was a bit counter productive. I was going to post it at work, but I forgot to and now I'm not at work but the poem still is...

I've been to 2 weddings so far this month! They were great. It's kinda crazy to see my friends with whom I bachelored it up getting hitched. Have a great life Will and Kelli. Have a great life Joel and Sarah. I've got one more wedding to go to this month.

It's been an expensive month. I bought 2 suits (buy one get one free) and some other things and my bank account is hurting. I'm going to get the new iPhone soon (tomorrow maybe) too. It's worth it though, and I've been saving a little bit so I can splurge.

A couple weeks ago I was playing softball. I was on first base, and the batter hit the ball to the shortstop. I ran to second. The shortstop fielded the ball and ran to second. We collided with our faces. I got a small bruise on my cheek. He broke his eye socket...

I watched a TV special about the Somali pirates vs. US battlecruiser incident that happend a while ago. It was pretty bad ass. Go Navy!

Also, while I'm thinking about it, this is hilariuos. This is hilarious too. This is hilariuos as well. Salma Hayek is super hot. Mark Wahlberg is wearing a hat.

oh engineering school...

http://www.starslip.com/archive/20090527.shtml